Anyway, to recap:
This was the state my gloves were in before I finally admitted defeat and ordered a new pair. So, I ordered my new gloves, blindly guessing the size (my old gloves were out in my car, which was like, super far considering I was ensconced on the couch with a dog in my lap) and they just arrived!
I gotta say, despite guessing at my size, they fit....like a glove.
Aw YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Yeah, I went there. This is what my life is now: really bad puns about gloves)